every bioshock soundtrack is a mix of like, “gorgeous heart-rending orchestral peices”, “thematically appropriate jazz” and “a screaming steampunk mecha making angry love to a car while 2000 out-of-tune violins protest this indecency”
*is pathetic and sensitive but also a giant asshole*
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better
today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again
let that sink in
someone give this dude a medal
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Look at dis fluffy birb nugget
Old Hollywood Avengers
(because Tony throwing Gatsby-like parties is perfect)
Bottle Brush Trees
Jian Chong Min
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK
He looks so excited to be in his eating sock!
This is the happiest thing ever.
This mannequin has been in a store window in Chihuahua, Mexico for the past 75 years. Pascualita also has a very unique urban legend behind her. Many believe that she is not a mannequin, but the perfectly preserved corpse of the previous owner’s daughter.
Sonia Burciaga, a shop worker says, “Every time I go near Pascualita my hands break out in a sweat. Her hands are very realistic and she even has varicose veins on her legs. I believe she’s a real person.”
Other stories include Pascualita chaning positions on her own, her eyes following you around and the usual superstitions that come with haunted maannequins.
Www.pao-sol.tumblr.com for the 1st pic credit