The Temple Viper aka Wagler’s Viper (Tropidolaemus wagleri) is an arboreal and nocturnal viper found in the forests of SE Asia. They display sexual dimorphism: The females are much larger (up to 1 m), and distictively patterned (the patterns may vary across their range). The males are much smaller and thinner, and have simpler patterns, if at all. Unlike many species in Viperidae, this species gives live birth (ovoviviparous). They are generally sluggish and deliberate in their movements, but strike quickly when taking out prey. They possess a rather potent venom.
(photos: Rahul Alvares)
* above photo: Female viper is having none of his shit…
"I think you have one of the best scowls, though. One of the best sort of mean, y’know, tired, angry, I’m gonna kill you scowls on the show."
I can’t believe David Lynch is a real person.
Elegant Chestnut Cupcakes (made with almond meal also)
well you can tell by the way i use my walk im a womans man no time to talk
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and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.
and now im laughing
Terrifying Taylor Swift is one of Ellen’s actual favourite hobbies :D
Oh god I could never be sad again if I had these all over my house.
I need to get these for my house SO badly…
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Coming soon to a cinema near you…
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Refusing to follow the tradition of wearing black leather and ride a motorcyle
He instead chose to wear white and drive cars…
In a family of black sheep, it is the white sheep that is the oddball….
YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME ON THIS FAMILY WITH YOUR DISDAIN FOR MOTORCYCLES, STIG
OMG KITTEH SHOCK!
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secret bunny conference
"the ladybugs are on to us"
Lexi and her fellow bunnies gather together to plot their eventual domination of the entire world…
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You live your dreams <3
Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.
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